Pubilk Potties

In case you haven’t been into a public restroom lately, they now have these awesome paper towel dispensers, that instead of pulling a lever, you wave your hand infront of a sensor and the machine dispenses paper towel.  Touchless towels. Excellent Idea!  However, in today’s public restroom, the sensor was not feeling well and you actually had to touch the sensor to get it to dispense any towel. And as usual, one go doesn’t dispense enough towel to dry one hand let alone two.  So tonight, I did a lot of touching on a touchless object. Fail.

Wilting.

I’m just so bored lately. Tired–not sure if I’m still getting over sickness exhaustion or if it’s just from being bored; or if being bored is merely lack of enthusiasm caused by the tiredness. Your typical “chicken or the egg?” complex.

I did get back the gym on Friday and it felt great.  Hoping to go again tomorrow after weigh-in. But I haven’t packed up my gym bag yet…Look at all that enthusiasm….:::SIGH:::…

Oh but Poor Knucks!  He had surgery yesterday to remove his dew claw…long story.  He had an awful night (not as awful as mine when I was edged out of my own bed)  He just was so uncomfortable, and it made me feel so sad for him knowing that there was no way I could ease his discomfort, there was no way to explain to him that if he just lays down and leaves his foot alone it will get better.   And putting an E-Collar on him was like Chinese water torture to an African.  He got so confused he couldn’t move. He cried and whined and when that didn’t work his poor body started to shake. I put him in the crate today when I left for work with a nice juicy marrow bone, but reports are that he didn’t touch it… instead he tore up a piece of the rug under the crate and also chewed off his bandage.  His stitches are intact and the incision isn’t really red or irritated. Now is the debate of whether or not to risk him chewing out the stitches tomorrow in his crate.  Option A: Put him in the crate with the E-collar and hope for the best; knowing how much he will not understand and be uncomfortable and scared all day, but be pretty sure that he’s not chewing at his foot. Option B: No E-collar and hope that  now that the bandage is off his foot doesn’t feel so funny and he’ll just chew up his bedding instead of the stitches… This one is a complete toss-up. but somehow I feel it’s the one that will be put into action tomorrow.
Please cross your fingers and pray that which ever option is selected, it will be the right one, and he will be comfortable.

Either way the marrow bone is going back in with him. He’ll have to eat it sometime. Or atleast he’ll have ant buddies come in and say hello.  Ew.

Project Tree: Update.

So broad basis research…Okay I googled images of my 6 species. One was ruled out immediately as it was more a shrub than a tree…The Juniperus virginiana.  I also feel it is only responsible to rule out the Ulmus americana as it would be a disservice to plant such a majestic and extrodinary species in my meager front yard.  Here are some of my calculations, please share your thoughts!

I am very close to ruling out the Quercus alba for similar reasons, but am keeping it in the running as I am a sucker for acorns, and I also think it only fair that I keep a shade tree in the running past the first eliminiations…Not that I’m keeping it just because of that, I think it a beautiful tree (and no that is not a grammatical typo, it’s a poetic statement) but I fear that the other 3 species lend much more in the way of breath-taking, in-your-face beauty (which the less in-touch-with-nature types will appreciate more) due to their flowering, colorful berries, and changing fall color.  While the Quercus alba flowers in spring, it’s berries are brown (acorns) but it does still lend a beautiful, yet typical fall foliage-plus it’s got the summer shade factor…. It still has a strong chance of a win.

Cornus florida has it’s religious aspect too, and Lord knows (no pun intended) that I have been thinking of religion ALOT lately… It also has the HUGE factor of being rare and endangered… Will I be able to get it? Will I be able to keep it alive? Will I choose this just because it is rare and endangered? It is beautiful. Will not lend much in the way of shade, but plenty in visual asthetics year round. Read about the Dogwood legend by clicking here. And for those of you who say “’tis only a legend, it is ficticious, there is nothing in the Bible about the dogwood.” I say unto you, the Bible is ficticious, is it not nothing but superstition? Burning bushes that do not cease, parting of seas, walking on water, water to wine? (This is getting way off topic, I apologize…back to Project Tree.)

Sassafras albidum–more tree like, I believe it can be pruned to show its bark under its branches, so there are asthetic options within this species. This attracts butterflies (is actually a host plant for the Spicebush Swallowtail Butterfly) in addition to birds. Will need less in the way of soil care than the Cornus florida, but does not lend as much in the way of year round beauty.

and lastly, but not leastly

Amelanchier canadensis, again, a tree that is beautiful throughout each season change and has a delicate look. This seems to be more tolerant of a range of soil and light conditions, and is said to “fruit on its own.” Does that imply it attracts less in the way of wing’d friends? Apparently this tree’s fruits are edible and taste like pears. Mmmm.

Well there is tonight’s synopsis.  Two species have been eliminated. I do love the Ulmus americana, I just don’t feel my yard, and neighborhood for that matter would allow it to grow to its full potential. It would be hindered immensly in this environment. Godspeed majestic tree, godspeed.

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in. –Greek Proverb.

Project Tree.

Project Tree is officially underway as of this evening.   What is Project Tree you ask?  It’s my mother’s mother’s day gift. We’re buying her a tree for the front yard to replace the Maple that died and was severed at its base.

Mission: Give Mom a tree

Need to get accomplished:

• Pick out tree-candidates are : Ulmus americana-American Elm, Juniperus virginiana-Eastern Red Cedar, Cornus florida-Flowering Dogwood, Sassafras albidum-Sassafras, Amelanchier canadensis-Shadbush, Quercus alba-White Oak
  • Next step is to narrow down choices by aesthetics. Also, confer with Project Native experts for general advice on choosing a species and raising a tree, and also how the Juniperus virginiana would do with an apple tree on the property but not in the direct vicinity of where we plan to put this new tree.  (See cedar-apple rust)
• Consult with Project Native experts on soil acidity testing, if there is a period of time to wait between up rooting stump and planting new tree in same spot (for best results type of thing)

Things accomplished:

• Informed other parties of Project Tree.
• Informed work party of necessity to uproot stump BEFORE Mother’s Day (I hope uprooting involves a small amount of dynamite and/or my amazing Jeep and our skills.
• Compost ready for plant.
• Narrowed down tree options to 6 species.
• Also read about rain gardens and their importance. Perhaps a nice summer project after Project Tree.
  • And maybe a hummingbird garden as well
    • All this coming from someone who hates gardening  because there are spiders in the garden (yes I know they are good for the garden…)
      • Don’t worry about snakes in the garden when you’ve got spiders in your bed
        • If you can tell me what movie that quote is from I will be your bestest friend.

Off to look up online pictures of my 6 species.