10 Things I Hate About You

This is not an ode to the sexy Heath Ledger, nor a mockery of Julia Stiles’ role. It’s simply a collection of thoughts at 11:42 pm.

I hate the way I can’t sleep and you run through my mind. It’s like that really bad pick-up line come to life.
I hate the way I think about the knight on the white horse and it’s you.
I hate that my vision of the house with the white picket fence and scruffy dog chewing on a bone has you mowing the lawn and eating my pot roast. (I hate pot roast).
I hate that we have a mutual best ‘bud’.
and I hate being a ‘bud’
I hate driving by your place of employment, and looking for your vehicle. (No I’m not a stalker).
I hate knowing that I can see you on Tuesdays.
I hate Tuesdays.
I hate that you’ll never be mine.